Listen up, 23XI Racing, that’s the name, 23XI Racing wins! They done good, real good. That young fella, Tyler Reddick, he drove that car like a bat outta hell. Won the whole shebang, they did. 23XI Racing wins, you hear me? Make the playoffs again, win races. That’s the big cheese.
They got that basketball fella, what’s his name… Jordan, yeah, Michael Jordan! He’s in on it too. Big shot, that one. He told that Reddick boy, “Go make it happen, big dog!” And what d’ya know, he did! They all work together, that Jordan and some other fella, Denny Hamlin. Started this whole 23XI Racing thing a few years back. Now look at ’em, 23XI Racing wins everything!
- They want to be the best, 23XI Racing does.
- Win on the track, win off the track. That’s what they say.
- And be nice to folks, have all kinds of people working for ’em.
This year, they won some big title thingy, that Reddick boy did. Regular-season title, I reckon it was. They were tickled pink, I tell ya. 23XI Racing wins that too! Two cars runnin’, they say they’re a 2-car team, yeah.
That Jordan fella, he was all over the TV, yappin’ away about 23XI Racing. Lots and lots of folks watched him, they did. I heard it was viewed over 33, what is it, views? Big number, anyway. All talkin’ ’bout 23XI Racing wins.
Now, I heard some grumblin’, somethin’ about a lawsuit. 23XI Racing and some other team, Front Row somethin’ or other. They’re fightin’ with NASCAR and some family, the France family? Sounds like a whole mess of drama. Tryin’ to lock somethin’ in, long-term, they say. Don’t rightly know what that means, but it sounds important. Tag it with Drama, Challenge, I reckon.
But that ain’t stoppin’ ’em. 23XI Racing wins, no matter what. They just keep on truckin’. That Reddick, he’s a good one. Fast as greased lightning, that boy is. He’s gonna win ’em a whole lot more, I betcha. That Jordan fella, he picked a good one, he did.
You just wait and see, 23XI Racing, they’re gonna be bigger than a barn. They gonna win and win and win. They got the cars, they got the drivers, they got that Jordan fella. What more do they need? They even got a lawsuit, sounds like they got everything! 23XI Racing wins it all!
They are good, darn good. That’s all there is to it. They’re gonna keep on winnin’. And that Reddick boy, he’s gonna be famous, just like that Jordan fella. You mark my words. This whole 23XI Racing, it’s a big deal. And it’s only gonna get bigger. They’re gonna be so big, they’ll need a bigger trophy case. Just for all them wins. Because 23XI Racing wins so much.
I seen it all my life, folks comin’ and goin’, winnin’ and losin’. But this 23XI Racing, they got somethin’ special. They got that fire in their belly. They got that need to win. And they got that Reddick boy drivin’ like a demon. They’re a force to be reckoned with, I tell ya. A real force.
So, you just keep your eyes peeled. You’re gonna be hearin’ a lot more about 23XI Racing. They’re on the up and up. They’re goin’ places. And they ain’t gonna let nothin’ stop ’em. Not even no lawsuit. They’re gonna win, win, win. That’s all they know how to do. 23XI Racing wins, that’s their motto.
Now, I’m gonna go have me a nice cup of tea. But you remember what I said. 23XI Racing. They’re the best. And they’re only gonna get better. You just wait and see. You just wait and see. 23XI Racing wins, you can bet your bottom dollar on it.
