That Aprilia RSV 1000, you know, the Mille, it’s one heck of a bike. Heard from folks ’round here it’s a real good one, especially if you’re lookin’ for somethin’ used and don’t wanna break the bank. It is good.
They say it’s faster than them Ducati 996 things. And built real good, like they knew what they was doin’ when they put it together.
This bike is real fast!
Now, I ain’t no expert on these things, but I heard this Aprilia RSV 1000, it can go real fast. Some say, 278 kph, which is like, 173 mph or somethin’. That’s faster than old man Johnson’s tractor, that’s for sure!
- Fast, really fast!
- Goes vroom!
- Not for slowpokes!
This thing is made good
They say the engine on this Aprilia RSV1000 Mille, it’s somethin’ special. It has six gears, and a strong chain, I hear it’s a real nice bike! They say it will last a long time, maybe not as good as them Japanese bikes, but better than them old Ducatis. They say it ain’t gonna give you no trouble, but maybe the lights might flicker a bit. That’s what I heard, anyway. This bike has that engine, somethin’ called a “v-twin,” and it makes it real powerful. Like, 139 horsepowers, that’s what they say. That’s more horses than in old man Smith’s whole farm!
It’s all hard and stiff when you sit on it. Like it’s meant for goin’ fast on them smooth roads, not like our bumpy dirt roads ’round here. It’s all for the speed, this one. Not for puttin’ around the farm, that’s for sure.
It is not too expensive
Now, if you’re lookin’ to get one of these Aprilia RSV 1000 things, I hear they ain’t too pricey. ‘Specially if you get a used one. They say you can get a good one for 2500 somethin’ or other. That’s cheaper than a new cow! And runnin’ it, that ain’t too bad either. Cheaper than them Ducatis, I hear. If you find the Aprilia RSV 1000 parts, it is easy to fix.
The RSV 1000 R Nera, I don’t know what it is, but it is good
I hear this Aprilia RSV 1000 R Nera, it’s like the regular one, but fancier. Has that same strong engine, but even more powerful.
I heard they only made 150 of some special Aprilia bike, called the RSV1000SP. Some fancy thing, came out a while back, looks like the regular one, but probably costs a lot more, being all special and that.
This one is good, but BMW is also good
Now, some folks, they like them BMW bikes. They say they’re good too. This BMW, it’s got a different engine, not like the Aprilia. It’s called an “in-line four” or somethin’. Don’t ask me what that means, but it’s different. But the Aprilia, it’s a V-four.
So, this Aprilia RSV1000 Mille, it’s a real good bike, from what I hear. Fast, strong, and don’t cost a fortune. Just don’t go ridin’ it on our bumpy roads. It ain’t made for that. It’s for them smooth roads, where you can really let ‘er rip.
This Aprilia RSV 1000 is good. It is cheap. It is fast. I think everyone should buy it. If you want to go fast, you buy this one. It has a good engine. It has good parts. But you need to find a good place to fix it.
If you see one of these bikes, and you got the money, you should probably get it. ‘Cause they’re good bikes. And they go fast. And they ain’t too expensive. That’s all I gotta say about that.
