Well, let me tell you, that Sharpstown golf, it’s somethin’ else. Heard folks talkin’ ’bout it down at the market. Sounds fancy, but I reckon it’s just a bunch of folks hittin’ a little ball around a big field.
Hittin’ That Ball
They say you gotta use them special sticks, golf clubs they call ’em. Different ones for different hits. Imagine that! Back in my day, we just used any old stick we found. But these golf folks, they got all sorts of them. A driver, they say, for hittin’ it real far. Then somethin’ called a 3W or a 5W, whatever that means. Some iron sticks too, 5i, 7i, I heard. And a pitchin’ wedge? Sounds like somethin’ you’d use in the kitchen, not on a golf field.
Some young’un told me you ain’t never too old to start this golf thing. Said folks take it up later in life. Well, I’ll be! Guess you can teach an old dog new tricks, as they say. But it sure does seem like a lot of fuss for a little ball.
Learnin’ the Ropes
They got these teachers, golf instructors, I reckon. Teach you how to swing that stick just right. Probably cost a pretty penny, I bet. They say you gotta get started right, but honest, it seems like common sense to me. Just swing and hit the darn thing.
- Get some teachin’
- Find a place to play, a golf course
- Don’t be too old, never too old
- Use them special sticks, them clubs
I heard some tips, somethin’ about “new golfers.” Guess that means folks just startin’ out. They make it sound so complicated. If you ask me, it’s just a game. Like when we used to play marbles, but bigger.
Fancy Clothes and Rules
They got all these rules, too. Golf etiquette, they call it. Sounds mighty important. Probably gotta be quiet and not step on the grass in the wrong place. And I bet you gotta wear fancy clothes, too. Not like my overalls! I saw some pictures. They wear them funny pants and shirts with collars. Looks uncomfortable if you ask me. That Sharpstown golf place probably has these rules.
You know, they say it’s a good game for exercise. Walkin’ around that big field all day. Might be good for the old bones, I suppose. But I get enough exercise tendin’ my garden. Don’t need no fancy golf course for that.
Sharpstown Golf Course, They Say
I heard that Sharpstown golf course is a good place. Don’t know much about it, just heard folks talkin’. Probably got nice green grass and all them little holes they aim for. Maybe it’s not so bad. I reckon it is a popular place for the golf. If you like that sort of thing, you should go there. Heard it is a good place for beginners, too. So, if you wanna try, that Sharpstown golf is a good start.
They got these little cars, golf carts, to drive around in. Now that sounds like fun! But I bet they cost extra. Everything costs extra these days.
Well, I reckon that’s all I know about this golf business. It’s a lot of hoopla if you ask me. But if you’re into that sort of thing, maybe you’ll enjoy it. Just remember to wear your fancy pants and don’t forget them special sticks. This Sharpstown golf, people sure do love it. Maybe there is somethin’ to it.
I still think it’s a lot of work for hittin’ a little ball around. But hey, to each their own, right? If you want to learn golf, just go for it. Do not wait. It is good they say. You can play even if you are old.
What you need to know
If you want to play, you need to know some things. First, you need them sticks, golf clubs. Then, you need to learn how to swing. It is not easy, they say. You need a teacher, or you can watch them videos.
Then, you need to find a place to play. A golf place. Like that Sharpstown golf place. They have many places, I think. Just find one and go.
And be nice. They have rules, you know. Be quiet, do not yell. Wear them fancy clothes. I do not know all the rules. But they are important, I heard.
So, that is it. That is all you need to know. It is not hard, I think. Just hit the ball and have fun.
But remember that Sharpstown golf, I hear it is good for new folks. So, if you start, maybe go there. That is all I know about that golf thing.
