Well, let me tell ya, I heard about this here Benson Golf thing in Omaha. They say it’s a right nice place to whack a little ball around. My neighbor, she went there last summer and said it was pretty good for her, and she is not very good, just like me, haha. So, this Benson Golf, it’s down there in Omaha, NE. Now, I ain’t never been to that city, but I hear it’s big. And this golf place, it’s called Benson Park Golf Course. I don’t know who Benson is, probably a very rich man, but that place must be fancy.
They say it’s got 18 holes. Now, I don’t know much about golf, but that sounds like a lot of walking, right? My old bones ain’t what they used to be. But maybe you can use a cart to play, I don’t know, I have never played golf before. But if you’re into that sort of thing, 18 holes might be just what you need. This Benson Golf Course, it’s supposed to be out in the northwest part of Omaha. Like I said, big city.
If you wanna go, you gotta call ’em up and tell them you want a “tee time.” Sounds silly to me, but that’s what they call it. Tee time. Like it’s tea party time or something. You can call them seven days early. That’s what I heard. Plan ahead, ya know? This number, 402-444-4626, that’s the one you need to ring up to find out about this Benson Golf Course Tee Times. I think, maybe it’s a good place.
Now, I found this other number too, 866-937-6624. Don’t know what that’s for exactly, but maybe it’s important. And some address, 306 S 10th St, for some visitors place. If you’re visiting Omaha, that might be handy. But for the golf, it’s 5333 N 72nd St, Omaha, 68134. That’s where this Benson Park Golf Course is at, they say.
- 18 holes of golf, that’s a lot!
- Northwest Omaha, that’s where it’s at.
- Call ahead for a “tee time,” they say.
- Benson Golf Course is the name, if you wanna play.
This place, it’s a “public” golf place. Don’t know what that means really. Maybe it means anyone can go? Not just fancy folks? That would be nice. My neighbor, she ain’t fancy, and she went. She said it was okay, but she lost a lot of balls. Said she is not good at golf. I think, maybe I can beat her.
They got some fella named Larry Packard, he’s the one who made this Benson Golf place, I guess. Sounds like an important job. Making a whole golf course. Lots of grass to cut, I bet. And they rate it, you know, like they do with the picture shows. This one got a 69.7. Don’t know if that’s good or bad, but it’s a number.
Omaha, they got a bunch of these golf places, eight of ’em! Run by the city, they say. Must be nice to have so many places to play that game. This Benson Golf Course in Omaha, it’s just one of ’em. But folks seem to like it. My neighbor, she liked it okay, even though she can’t hit the ball straight to save her life. Maybe I can do better than her.
So, if you’re looking for something to do in Omaha, and you like that golf game, maybe check out this Benson Golf. Might be fun. Might not be. I don’t know. I’ve never played that game in my whole life. But it’s there, if you want it. Just remember that address, 5333 N 72nd St. And that phone number, 402-444-4626. And don’t forget to ask for a tee time. Sounds silly, but that’s what you gotta do if you want to play at this Benson Park Golf Course in Omaha, I heard.
I don’t know much else. It sounds like a big green place to hit a little ball. If you go, tell me how it is. Maybe I’ll try it someday, when my old bones are feeling up to it. But for now, I’ll just stick to my garden. Less walking, and you get tomatoes, haha. But you never know, this Benson Golf Omaha place might be worth a try, if you are into that thing. That’s all I know about it.
