That Brooks Koepka, he’s a golfer, you know. A big shot one. But now, he’s sayin’ his playin’ ain’t so good. Says it right out, “not very good.” Well, I tell ya, ain’t that somethin’?
He’s got this big tournament comin’ up, the PGA Championship. He won it before, you see. Now he’s gotta try to win it again, defend his title, they call it. But he’s sayin’ he ain’t playin’ worth a darn. Makes you wonder, don’t it?
Brooks Koepka Says His Game Is “Not Very Good”
He was playin’ in some other tournament, gettin’ ready for the big one. And even when he did alright, shot a 66, which I hear is good, he still said his game was “not very good.” Said it was “pretty obvious.” Well, land sakes! If 66 ain’t good, what is?
This Koepka fella, he don’t seem to care much what others think. He just cares about his golf. Some folks, they like to talk big, make a fuss. Not him. He just worries about hittin’ that little ball.
- He’s with this LIV Golf now.
- They say he got a heap of money to join them.
- Nine figures, I heard. That’s a lot of zeros!
He used to have a big fight, a real feud, with another golfer, Bryson DeChambeau. They went at it like two old roosters in a pen. Rollin’ their eyes, sayin’ mean things on that Twitter thing. It was a sight, I tell ya.
Brooks Koepka and Bryson DeChambeau: Like Stepbrothers
But now, they’re both with this LIV Golf. And they say they’re gettin’ along better. Like stepbrothers, they say. Well, I’ll be! Who woulda thought?
This Koepka, he’s got a lot of money. They say he’s worth about 50 million dollars. From playin’ golf, and that deal with LIV, and sellin’ things with his name on ’em. He’s doin’ alright for himself, I reckon.
But still, he says his game ain’t good. Makes you wonder what’s gonna happen at that PGA Championship. Will he win it again? Or will he be singin’ the blues?
Brooks Koepka’s Net Worth
Fifty million dollars! That’s more money than I’ve seen in my whole life. He must be livin’ high on the hog. But money don’t buy happiness, they say. And it sure don’t guarantee you’ll win a golf tournament.
He’s got all these fancy sponsors, too. Big companies payin’ him to wear their clothes and use their stuff. It’s a different world, that’s for sure. Back in my day, we were just happy to have a good pair of shoes.
PGA Championship: Will Brooks Koepka Win Again?
So, what’s gonna happen at that PGA Championship? Will this Koepka fella pull it together? Will he find his game again? Or will he be left in the dust?
I don’t know the answers. I ain’t no expert on golf. But I’ll be watchin’, just like everybody else. It’s always interestin’ to see what these young folks are gonna do.
He better work on his game, though. Sayin’ it’s “not very good” ain’t gonna win him any trophies. He’s gotta get out there and practice, practice, practice. That’s the only way to get better at anything. That’s what I always say.
That Brooks Koepka sure did make the news sayin’ that about his game. It will be somethin’ to watch that PGA Championship for sure. He might not be playin’ his best but with that much money on the line, you know he’s gonna be tryin’ hard. Brooks Koepka’s net worth might be high but he’s gonna need more than money to win that tournament.
He should just keep his head down and keep swingin’, then maybe Brooks Koepka will find some luck. Only time will tell. Either way you cut it, if Brooks Koepka concedes his game is ‘not very good’, he’s still got a long way to go if he wants to win that PGA Championship again.
