How I Tried Finding Every UFC 3 Kings Fight
Okay so yesterday I got this wild idea – what if I watched every single fight from the UFC’s three biggest legends? You know, those guys everybody argues about in comments sections. Figured it’d be easy since UFC’s huge, right? Boy was I wrong.
First thing I did was grab my phone and open the official UFC app. Typed in the first king’s name real quick expecting like a neat playlist button. Nah. Just a mess of recent interviews and pay-per-view ads buried his old stuff. Felt like trying to find a specific Lego piece in a dark room. Scrolled for ten minutes before my thumb got tired.
Then I remembered YouTube. Hopped on my laptop searching “[First King’s Name] best fights UFC”. Got eight million results – mostly fan compilations with weird techno music and clips cropped vertical for phones. Couldn’t tell if I was watching full rounds or just somebody’s edit. Plus ads every two minutes like speed bumps. Closed that tab fast.
Major turning point happened when I dug out my old external hard drive. Found some ancient fight footage from like 2015 when I used to torrent stuff (oops). But half the files wouldn’t play and the other half looked worse than a potato. Spent an hour googling weird codec fixes before giving up. That hard drive smells like regret now.
Finally got smart and checked the streaming service I already pay for. Searched each king’s name separately this time instead of trying all three together. Jackpot! They actually had full fight sections buried under five layers of menus. Watched [Second King]’s comeback knockout from 2018 first – had to pause twice just to yell at my cat about how insane it was. The audio syncing was wonky though, made the punches sound like slapping wet towels.
Lessons learned:
- Official apps suck for finding classic moments unless it’s to sell you new PPVs
- YouTube compilations feel like eating crumbs when you want the whole cake
- Always check what you’re already paying for before going down rabbit holes
- Mismatched audio ruins even the sickest knockouts
Ended up watching six full fights with pizza stains on my keyboard. Worth every minute of frustration though. That [Third King]’s ground game? Pure murder ballet. Might try finding Pride FC fights next weekend – after I buy earplugs for my cat.
