Okay, so, I’ve been following this FTR Bald thing for a while, and it’s been quite a ride. Let me tell you about it.
It all started when I noticed people talking about FTR Bald losing the AEW Tag Team Championship to Big Bill and Ricky Starks. I was like, “What’s the big deal?” But then I saw all these comments about how FTR Bald was laying in the ring, looking all sad and defeated. Some folks were saying they were probably plotting to mess with WWE fans, and it got me curious.
- I remember seeing a post somewhere, can’t recall the user’s name, something like “donlogan” maybe? They got like a hundred or so upvotes, people seemed to agree with him. He was talking about how he never thought he’d see the day FTR Bald would lose, I guess he was a big fan.
- Then there were those who were like, “I can’t even imagine him with hair.” I guess FTR Bald’s, well, baldness, is a big part of his image.
I dug a bit deeper and found some really old stories. Apparently, this whole bald thing has been going on for ages. One guy, Joe someone, started losing his hair way back in the ’80s. It got to a point where he said he could not really comb it anymore, which is kind of sad but also funny in a way. And then there’s this other wrestler, Randy or something, who apparently kept his hair super tight for years, and people were pissed that he didn’t have to go bald like other wrestlers with bad hairlines.
And man, the drama! There was even a rumor that Vince McMahon himself went to The Elite’s house to negotiate some deal. They said no, then supposedly hit him with some crazy wrestling moves, and that’s why he had spinal surgery! Can you believe that? Probably just a wild story, but still entertaining.
There was also some musician, I forgot his name already. He was a baldy and started wearing hats and stuff to make it his style. Everyone said he looked good. But his partner, Robin, wore these ridiculous wigs that made him look like he had a rat’s nest on his head, which is pretty hilarious. I think one of them had alopecia and it was hard on him for a long time.
So, I kept following the FTR Bald story. It was like a soap opera, with all the ups and downs. This whole experience has taught me that being bald isn’t the end of the world. You can embrace it, make it your own, or even wear a rat’s nest wig if that’s your thing, haha! It’s all about being comfortable in your own skin, or scalp, I guess.
And hey, even losing a championship doesn’t mean it’s over. FTR Bald might be down, but he’s definitely not out. I’m sure he’ll be back, maybe with a new look, who knows? That’s what makes it all so exciting to follow. I don’t want to miss anything.
