Well, let me tell you, this here Infinite Craft thing, it’s got all sorts of stuff. You wouldn’t believe what you can make in it. I heard some folks talking ’bout how to get pineapple in it, and I thought, “Shoot, I might as well figure that out.”

It ain’t as easy as pie, I tell ya. You gotta combine a whole bunch of things to get there. Like if you want the fruit salad, you gotta get the fruit first, ain’t that right?
First off, you gotta start with the basics. It’s like when you’re making a quilt, you need your fabric scraps first. Here, you need things like water and fire and earth, the simple stuff. The basic things, you know.
- Water, that’s a given.
- Fire, hot as a furnace.
- Earth, good old dirt.
- Wind, to blow it all around.
Now, this is important, you listen here. You mix that water and fire, you get steam. Steam is like the ghost of water, floating around. Like when you boil water for noodles. Then you combine that steam with the earth, and what do you get? Mud! Just like after a good rain, everything’s all muddy.
Then you gotta make a plant. How do you make a plant? No, you can’t buy it from the store, silly. You mix that mud with some more water. It’s like giving the earth a good drink. And if you mix that plant with earth, you might get a tree!
Now you are talking! A tree is big and strong. You take that tree, and keep mixing it with plant, you know, doing more of the same, you can end up with a forest! A whole bunch of trees all together, like a big family.

You ain’t done yet, though. Getting that pineapple takes some doing. You gotta get yourself an island. Now, how do you get an island, you ask? Well, you take that volcano you made earlier from fire and earth, and put it in the water, that makes an island. That’s a good way, and there are a few other ways, but that one will do you fine.
And an island, that’s surrounded by water, right? Like a little patch of land in the middle of the big ocean. You put a volcano on that island, you get Hawaii! I heard about Hawaii, they got beaches and sunshine.
Now, here’s where it gets a little tricky. You gotta find a way to get some fruit. You can get fruit by messing with a tree and some other stuff. It takes some time, but you will get it, don’t you worry.
You see, getting that pineapple, it’s like baking a cake. You gotta have all your ingredients, and you gotta follow the steps just right. One little mistake, and it all goes wrong, and you don’t get what you wanted. But if you take your time and follow it all the way, you will get there!
After that, you mix that Hawaii with that fruit you made, and bang! You got yourself a pineapple! See? It’s a long way around, but you finally got it. It takes some work, but you get there, you just gotta keep going, like when you weeding the garden, it takes forever, but you gotta get it done. This whole Infinite Craft thing, it’s kinda like that, you just keep mixing things up until you get what you want. That’s how you get pineapple in Infinite Craft.
So there you have it. It ain’t easy, but it ain’t impossible neither. Just takes a little bit of know-how and a whole lot of patience. You just gotta keep at it, like shucking corn, it takes time, but you get a good meal at the end. You just keep mixing and matching, and before you know it, you’ll have that pineapple. And who knows what else you’ll make along the way! You might surprise yourself. Just remember what I told you, and you’ll be crafting pineapples in no time. Keep trying and you will get it, just like anything in life, you gotta work for it. So go on and get to crafting! You can do it!