Okay, so I saw this thing online about Joe Rogan’s height, and it got me thinking. I mean, we all kinda know he’s not the tallest guy, right? But just how short is he? This whole “Joe Rogan is not 5’8” thing popped up, and I fell down a rabbit hole.

First, I scrolled through Twitter. I mean, that’s where all the breaking news happens, am I right? I saw a bunch of tweets joking about it, some memes, the usual stuff. Nothing concrete, though.
Digging Deeper
Then, I jumped over to TikTok. You know, for the visual evidence. I figured someone must have posted a side-by-side comparison with someone of a known height. I found a few videos, mostly just people making fun of the whole situation, but some were using to edit to make Joe Rogan smaller. Still, I was getting that general feeling that he’s definitely shorter than he maybe claims.
- Checked Twitter – mostly jokes.
- Looked at TikToks – more jokes, some edits.
- Scoured Reddit – found some discussions.
Reddit was a bit more interesting. I stumbled on a few threads where people were actually debating it. Some folks were saying, “No way, he’s gotta be at least 5’6″ or 5’7″.” Others were going all-in on the shorter side. I even found one long thread with people posting pictures of Rogan next to other celebrities, trying to analyze the angles and perspective. It was intense! Someone mentioned that skywriting thing, about him being 5’3″. That was some serious dedication, whoever did that.
After all that, I’m still not 100% sure. It’s all speculation, and people on the internet love to exaggerate. But, I’m definitely leaning towards the “he’s shorter than 5’8″” camp. I guess the real takeaway here is that the internet can make a big deal out of anything, even a celebrity’s height. I wasted, like, a good hour on this, and I still don’t have a definitive answer. But hey, it was entertaining, right?