Alright, let’s gab about this Rams standin’s thing, ya know, how they stack up against them other football fellas. Don’t know much about all this fancy computin’ and whatnot, but I can tell ya if a team’s worth a darn or not.
So, the LA Rams standings, that’s what the young’uns are callin’ it these days. Sounds all highfalutin, but it just means where they sit in the league, like who’s winnin’ and who’s losin’. It’s like countin’ eggs in the henhouse, only with more gruntin’ and runnin’ around.
Now, last year, bless their hearts, them Rams, they weren’t doin’ so hot. Heard tell their offense line was weaker than a wet noodle. Them big ol’ boys couldn’t protect that quarterback fella, somethin’ Stafford his name was. Poor thing got banged up somethin’ fierce. You can’t win no games if your quarterback’s sittin’ on the bench nursin’ his boo-boos, I tell ya what.
- They say the Rams were the lowest-scoring team, ‘cept for that one time they went wild on Christmas Day. Blew them Denver fellas right outta the water, they did. But one good game don’t make a season, no sir.
- And them odds makers, they weren’t givin’ the Rams much of a chance. Said somethin’ about +4500 odds to win the Super Bowl. That don’t sound good, does it? Like bettin’ a nickel and hopin’ to win a whole dollar. Long shot, that’s what it is.
But this year, well, it’s a whole new ball game, ain’t it? Football’s a funny thing, one week you’re up, the next you’re down. Things change faster than the weather in springtime. One week they’re sayin’ the Rams are done for, the next they’re beatin’ some good teams and climbin’ up them standin’s. Heard tell they whooped them New Orleans Saints, that’s a big deal, I reckon.
Now, they got these things called “power rankin’s” too. Sounds like more fancy talk to me, but it’s just another way of figurin’ out who’s good and who ain’t. Some fellas put the Rams way down low, others a bit higher. Seems like nobody can quite make up their mind. But I seen ’em play a good game or two, so they can’t be all that bad.
And this here division and conference stuff, that’s just a way of dividin’ up the teams. Like sortin’ eggs by size, ya know? You got your big eggs, your medium eggs, and your small eggs. Well, the Rams gotta be the best in their division, then the best in their conference, then the best in the whole league if they wanna win that Super Bowl thingy.
Folks say them Rams are sittin’ alongside the Seahawks and the Niners in the standin’s with the same win-lose record. That’s a tough bunch, them fellas. Gonna be a real dogfight to see who comes out on top. But that’s what makes football excitin’, ain’t it? The fight, the struggle, the comin’ back from behind. It’s like life, ya know? You get knocked down, you gotta get back up and keep fightin’.
Rams standings, division standings, conference standings, league standings… So many standin’s, it’s enough to make your head spin. But it all boils down to one thing: winnin’ games. You win more games than you lose, you’re gonna be up there at the top. You lose more games than you win, you’re gonna be down at the bottom. Simple as that. No need for all that fancy computin’ and whatnot. Just good ol’ fashioned grit and determination.
So, keep your eye on them Rams, I say. They might surprise ya. They might just climb up them standin’s and prove them odds makers wrong. Stranger things have happened, I tell ya. And even if they don’t win it all, well, at least they’ll give us somethin’ to cheer about. Nothin’ like a good football game to get the blood pumpin’ and the spirits up. And that’s all that really matters, ain’t it? Just enjoyin’ the game and rootin’ for your team. Go Rams!
Anyways, that’s what I think about this here LA Rams standings thing. Just a bunch of numbers and names, but it all comes down to who can play the best ball. And I reckon them Rams got a good chance, if they can keep them fellas healthy and playin’ hard. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I gotta go check on them chickens.
