Alright, so “piss boxing.” Sounds crazy, right? I saw this thing online and just had to try it. Basically, the idea, as far as I can tell, is to create a waterproof ‘target’ inside a toilet and try to, uh, ‘aim’ for it. Don’t ask me why. I guess it’s just one of those weird internet things.
Getting Started
First, I needed something to make my target out of. I rummaged through the recycling bin and found an empty plastic container – the kind you get takeout food in. Perfect! I washed it out thoroughly, ’cause, you know, hygiene.
Building the ‘Target’
- I cut the plastic container down to size, so it would fit nicely in the toilet bowl without, you know, blocking anything important.
- Then, I needed a way to keep it in place. I grabbed some waterproof tape – the heavy-duty stuff – and taped the plastic piece to the inside of the bowl, just below the water line. It looked…well, it looked like a piece of plastic taped to the inside of my toilet.
The Experiment
Okay, this is where it gets a little weird, so bear with me. I…well, I did my business. I tried to focus on hitting my makeshift target. The whole thing felt pretty ridiculous, to be honest. I’m not sure what I was expecting, maybe some kind of primal satisfaction? It’s hard to describe.
The Aftermath
After I was done, I flushed. The plastic container? Still there. The tape held up surprisingly well. I removed the contraption (carefully!) and tossed it in the trash. My toilet was back to normal, and I was left wondering why I’d just spent the last half hour of my life doing that.
So, yeah, piss boxing. Been there, done that. Would I recommend it? Probably not. It’s a weird internet trend that’s more about the absurdity of it all than anything else. But hey, at least I can say I tried it, right? And my aim is…pretty good, I guess?