So yesterday I was pacing around my living room drinking cold coffee and thinking about the Suns situation, you know? Trade deadline’s here, like right now, feels like a ticking bomb. Team’s got pieces but ain’t quite clicking right? Injuries been rough, KD looking tired sometimes carrying the whole load. Needed to figure out how they could juice up the roster before the clock ran out.

My Couch GM Session Breakdown
Here’s exactly how I tackled it step-by-step:
Step 1: Gut Check Time
Sat down with my worn-out notebook and scribbled out the big problems staring at me. Didn’t overcomplicate it:
- The bench scoring? Feels like it vanishes sometimes. Where’s the spark when Book sits?
- Healthy bodies, man. Especially that point guard spot – feels thin as paper after the last few weeks.
- Another big body? Somebody big and tough just to throw at Joker or AD when needed, cause Jusuf needs help.
Kept it simple. No fancy analytics, just what my eyes told me watching them sweat it out lately.
Step 2: Salary Cap Wrestling

Opened up some fan site listing salaries – felt like cracking some ancient code. Suns are stuffed salary-wise, way over the cap. Hardly any breathing room.
- Couldn’t just poof bring in a superstar. Forget that dream. Needed realistic, affordable pieces.
- Focus shifted to bench guys. Dudes maybe looking for a fresh start or stuck on bad teams.
- Trade pieces? Slim pickings outside the core. Grabbed a pen and circled some expendable names on the roster – think fringe rotation guys or salaries like Nassir Little’s deal.
Knew making money work was gonna be half the battle.
Step 3: League Shopping List
Started scanning team rosters. Not looking at the big stars; dug deeper, looking at teams clearly not making noise this year, maybe looking to shed salary or unload vets.
- Hawks? Saddiq Bey popped up. Tough, can shoot sometimes, rebounds okay. Expiring deal too – makes sense.
- Pistons? Alec Burks – instant offense off the bench? Vet presence? Seemed possible.
- Wizards? Tyus Jones – reliable point guard who doesn’t turn it over. Perfect fit maybe, but cost?
- Bigs? Thought about Goga Bitadze down in Orlando. Young, cheap contract, solid rebounder and defender. Or Drummond purely for that muscle and boards.
Step 4: Deal Proposals – My Wishful Thinking

Got down to brainstorming deals, even if most seemed like long shots:
- Push for Bey: Felt like Nassir Little plus maybe Chimezie Metu and a second-round pick flying somewhere could maybe entice Atlanta. Bey ain’t perfect, but he’s physical and can hit a shot.
- Burks Lowball: Detroit might wanna just get off his money. Could Phoenix offer Josh Okogie and a protected second-round pick deep, deep down the line? Doubted it, but worth a shot.
- The Longshot: Saw Tyus Jones mentioned online a lot. Dream scenario. Proposed maybe packaging Grayson Allen’s amazing play with maybe a younger guy like Jordan Goodwin and a future pick swap to Washington? Knew it was unrealistic the moment I wrote it. Just spitballing.
Step 5: The Hard Deadline Reality
Then just… waited. Hit refresh on news feeds way too often. Saw other teams making moves. Suns chatter? Mostly crickets.
Bam! Actual Report: Around noon, saw it pop: Royce O’Neale to Phoenix. Okay! Scrapper wing, solid defender, playoff-tested. Liked it. Needed that toughness. Gave up a bunch of second-rounders and Salary Matching Guy A for Salary Matching Guy B. Fine. Salary dump.
And…: Then another ping: David Roddy from Memphis? Young guy, tough, cheap depth. Didn’t cost much beyond maybe cash or a swap. Why not?

So Where Did I Land?
Honestly? My Bey plan didn’t pan out. Burks went elsewhere cheap. Tyus was a fantasy. Didn’t land that true PG backup or the big bruiser big.
But! They got O’Neale. Solid player. Under-the-radar decent move. He fixes some of the wing depth and defense stuff I was sweating about. Roddy? Project. Could be nice.
Was I totally wowed? Nah. Doesn’t feel like a championship leap right this second. Still sweating about backup PG and center depth. But O’Neale helps. Better than standing pat.
Truth bomb? Felt stressed out! Planning this stuff from my couch while deadlines whooshed by? Weirdly draining. Almost spilled cold coffee twice thinking about the salary cap. Sometimes just getting something done at the deadline feels like a win.
Team’s definitely deeper tonight than yesterday morning. That’s progress. Now we see if it works on the floor.
