You see, that Rex Ryan, he’s a big fella, ain’t he? And he’s got them… them drawings on his skin. Tattoos, they call ’em. Now, I ain’t never had one myself. My old man, bless his soul, he wouldn’t have stood for it. But this Rex, he’s got a bunch of ’em, and folks are always talkin’ about ’em.

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He’s a football man, you know. Coaches them… them Jets. Or used to. Now I hear he’s with the Bills. Changes like the weather, these football fellas. Anyway, this Rex Ryan tattoo, it’s been in all the papers. Got folks all riled up.

One of ’em, on his leg, it’s all curly-cues and whatnot. They say it means somethin’ special, but who knows? Could be just squiggles for all I know. These young folks and their fancy ways. Back in my day, you got a tattoo, it was somethin’ simple. Like an anchor, or maybe a heart with “Mama” in it. But this Rex Ryan, he goes all out.

And then there’s the one of his wife. Yep, got his wife on his arm, wearin’ a football jersey. A Jets jersey, it was. I reckon he had to change it, seein’ as he ain’t with the Jets no more. Eighty dollars, they say it cost him! Eighty dollars! For a drawin’ on your skin! Why, you could buy a whole pig for that kind of money!

  • He got a tattoo of his wife.
  • She was wearin’ a Jets jersey.
  • Now he’s with the Bills, so he changed it, maybe?
  • It cost him 80 dollars! Can you believe that?

They say this tattoo, the one of his wife, it caused a whole mess of trouble. People sayin’ she was doin’ some kind of football prayer thing. Tebowing, they called it. I don’t know nothin’ about that. Seems like a lot of fuss over nothin’, if you ask me. I swear, sometimes folks got nothin’ better to do than gossip and make up stories.

This Rex Ryan, he’s always in the news, ain’t he? One minute he’s winnin’ games, the next he’s losin’ ’em. Then he’s got these tattoos, and everyone’s got somethin’ to say about ’em. It’s a wonder he gets any coachin’ done at all, with all that commotion. I guess that’s what happens when you are a big shot, everyone wants a piece of ya.

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I seen him on the television, talkin’ about his tattoos. Seems like a nice enough fella, even if he does have some funny ideas about decoratin’ his body. I reckon it takes all kinds, as my mama used to say.

Now, these tattoos. They are permanent, you know. They ain’t just wash off like those ones we got in that bubble gum when we was kids. They stay with you, until you are pushin’ up daisies. So you better be sure you like it before getting one!

This Rex Ryan, he sure seems to like his. Got ’em all over. Legs, arms, who knows where else. Maybe he’s got one on his backside, for all I know! Wouldn’t that be a sight?

Anyway, this whole tattoo business, it’s got me thinkin’. Maybe I should get one. A little flower, maybe. Or a bird. Somethin’ small and discreet. Just a little somethin’ to remember my old man by. He always did love them bluebirds that used to nest in the old oak tree out back. Maybe a bluebird tattoo will be just right.

But then again, eighty dollars! That’s a lot of money. I don’t know. Maybe I’ll just stick to my old ways. No tattoos for me, I reckon. But it’s fun to think about, ain’t it? This Rex Ryan tattoo, it sure has given folks somethin’ to talk about. You have to give him that.

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Well, I best be gettin’ on. Got chores to do. Chickens need feedin’, and the garden needs weedin’. But I’ll be keepin’ an eye on that Rex Ryan. See what kind of trouble he gets into next. With them tattoos, and football, and all. He’s a one-man show, that one is. A one-man show.

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