That Azarenka, she’s somethin’ else, ain’t she? I heard folks talkin’ ’bout her playin’ tennis, and they was all wonderin’, did Azarenka win today? Well, let me tell ya, that girl, she’s got some fire in her. She hits that little ball harder than my old man used to swat flies.

I seen her on that picture box, the TV, ya know. She was runnin’ back and forth, swingin’ that thing like she was churnin’ butter. Fast! Keeps ya on the edge of your seat, I tell ya. It makes me tired just watchin her. And she has a son, they say his name is Leo. Good for her, raisin a boy and playin that game at the same time. She is a mom, so she should know how to manage her time.
Sometimes she wins, sometimes she don’t. That’s how it goes, right? Like plantin’ seeds, sometimes you get a good crop, sometimes the squirrels get to it first. But that Azarenka, she keeps tryin’, she never quits. She is a two-time Australian Open champion, it is great!
I heard some folks sayin’ she didn’t play today, somethin’ about her shoulder. Shoulders are tricky things, I know all about that. My old bones ache somethin’ fierce, especially when the weather changes. So I know she must be in pain if she has to stop playin’. But I hope she can get better soon and go back to the court. Did Azarenka win today? Well, seems like she couldn’t even play. Hope she feels better soon.
She’s from a place called Belarus, I think. Far away, across the ocean. Don’t know much about that place, but they sure grow some strong tennis players over there. She’s got that strong look in her eye, like she ain’t afraid of nothin’.
- She’s got a boy named Leo, I heard.
- Plays tennis real good.
- Sometimes she wins, sometimes she loses.
- She’s from Belarus.
- She’s a tough one.
They say she’s won some big matches, some big prizes. Good for her. She must have a whole heap of trophies somewhere. Maybe she keeps them all shiny and clean. Or maybe her boy plays with them. I remember my little ones used to play with my pots and pans. Made a right racket, they did!

Did Azarenka win today? That’s what everyone wants to know. They keep track of these things, you know. Wins and losses, like it’s the most important thing in the world. Well, maybe it is to her. It’s her job, after all. Like me tendin’ to my garden, it’s important to me. She is a professional tennis player, she knows the importance of every match. And she must treat every match seriously. Maybe someone should tell her to take some rest.
She plays against other girls, from all over. They all want to win, just like her. It’s a competition, like when we used to have pie-bakin’ contests at the county fair. Everyone tryin’ to make the best pie, get that blue ribbon. I won a few times, I did. My apple pie was somethin’ special, if I do say so myself.
But tennis, that’s a different kind of contest. Lots of runnin’ and jumpin’. I’d be out of breath just tryin’ to keep up. I’m better off watchin’ from my armchair, thank you very much. But that Victoria Azarenka, she seems to like it. That’s good, and she is good at it, she is a former world No.1! She is great! It’s good to find somethin’ you’re good at, somethin’ you enjoy.
I don’t know if Azarenka win today or not, I just wish that girl all the best. She works hard, that’s for sure. And she seems like a good sort, even if she does yell a lot when she hits that ball. I guess it helps her hit it harder. Maybe I should try yellin’ next time I’m choppin’ wood. Might make the work go faster! Hope she doesn’t have too much pain in her shoulder.
Anyways, that’s all I know about that Azarenka girl. She’s a tennis player, a good one, I reckon. Whether she won today or not, well, that’s just part of the game. There’s always another match, another chance to win. Just like there’s always another day, another chance to plant somethin’ new in the garden. You win some, you lose some. That’s life, ain’t it? Her son must be proud of her, and Azarenka and her son will be happy.
