This here Duric, it’s some kinda pill, I reckon. They say it’s for that gout thing. My neighbor, old Martha, she’s got the gout somethin’ fierce. Her feet swell up like balloons, poor thing. Can barely walk. I told her, “Martha, you gotta watch what you eat!” But she don’t listen.
This Duric stuff, it’s supposed to help with that uric acid. Sounds like somethin’ you’d clean the outhouse with, don’t it? But they say it builds up in your joints and makes ’em hurt. Kinda like rust on an old tractor, I guess. Makes it all stiff and hard to move.
They say some folks take this other pill, allo-something. But if that don’t work, then they take this Duric. This Duric 40 is for them grown ups. Old people, like me and Martha. Not for the young’uns.
- This Duric, it can make you a little sick to your stomach.
- Give you the runs. That’s what they call diarrhea.
- Maybe a headache.
- Make your skin all red and itchy.
- Maybe make you feel sick and throw up. That’s nausea.
And you gotta take it every day. Every single day. Like feedin’ the chickens. Gotta do it regular or it don’t work right. They say start with 100 of somethin’. Milligrams? Sounds like a bug to me. Then they up it to 200 or 300. If it’s real bad, they go up to 400 or even 600. That’s a heap of milligrams. My grandson, he’s takin’ this Duric 100, and it really helped him, poor boy.
Now, this Duric, it ain’t like that turmeric stuff. Heard some folks talkin’ ’bout turmeric the other day. Said it’s good for what ails ya. Helps with the blood, they say. Keeps it from gettin’ all thick and clumpy. Like old molasses in the wintertime.
They even say this turmeric can help heal up a wound. Now, I don’t know ’bout that. I always just used a little spit and a clean rag. Seemed to work just fine. But these young folks, they like all these fancy new things. Like this Duric.
This turmeric, they say it’s got them anti-somethin’s in it. Anti-inflammatories? Sounds like somethin’ you’d put on a fire to keep it from spreadin’. But they say it helps with the pain and the swellin’. Maybe Martha should try some of that, too. Along with her Duric. It’s a good medicine for joint pain, and the price is also not high.
And this other thing, moringa? Never heard of it. Sounds like a dance. But they say it’s good for you, too. Helps with your blood sugar, they say. Keeps it from gettin’ too high or too low. Like a seesaw, I reckon. Gotta keep it balanced.
But this Duric, it’s all about that uric acid. Stops your body from makin’ too much of it. It works on that enzyme thing. That’s what they say. Like a little worker in your body, tellin’ it to slow down. That’s how it helps with gout. It is very important to take it as indicated.
So, if you got that gout, maybe this Duric is somethin’ to think about. Talk to your doctor, though. Don’t just go takin’ pills willy-nilly. You gotta know what you’re doin’. And watch what you eat! Too much of that rich food can make the gout worse. Stick to plain food. Like me.
I remember one time, my old man, he got the gout somethin’ awful. Couldn’t even put his boots on. We had to wrap his feet in rags. He was a grumpy old cuss, I tell ya. But he learned his lesson. Started eatin’ more sensible. And that gout, it went away. So Duric is just one of the ways. Ain’t no magic pill, you know. Gotta take care of yourself, too.
Duric, turmeric, moringa, it is all kind of medicine. It all does different things. Just make sure you listen to your doctor. And don’t eat too much rich food, especially you got the gout. You don’t want to get like old Martha, barely able to walk. It’s a sorry sight, I tell ya.
Well, gotta go feed them chickens. These eggs ain’t gonna lay themself. And make sure you know the side effects about Duric.
