Oh boy, that Copa Sudamericana, my, my, my! It’s a real big deal, that football thing. You know, like, all them teams kickin’ that ball around. I done heard folks talkin’ ’bout it. They get all riled up, yellin’ and hollerin’.
They say you can find them resultados, them scores, you know, on the, uh, interwebs. Yeah, that’s what they call it. Some fancy thing. I don’t rightly understand it, but my grandkids, they’re always on them phones, lookin’ at that stuff. They say, “Grandma, you gotta see this!” But I just say, “Land sakes, child, I got better things to do than stare at that little box!”
But this Copa Sudamericana 2024, it’s got everyone in a tizzy. Even old Mr. Johnson down the way, he’s glued to his TV. Says he’s watchin’ for the live scores. Live, mind you! Like it’s happenin’ right then and there, even though it’s far away in some other country. These young folks today, their technology is somethin’ else.
- They got the scores.
- They got the cards, yellow and red. What does that even mean?
- They got who scored the goals.
Now, I hear tell there’s these places, these websites, like . Sounds like somethin’ out of a movie, don’t it? But they say you can find all them Copa Sudamericana live scores there. And resultados too, once the game is all done and dusted. And somethin’ called fixtures. I reckon that’s like a schedule, tellin’ you when the games are gonna be. And then standin’s? I think that is who is winnin’ the most.
And there’s another one, Sofascore, that’s a funny name. Sounds like some kinda furniture store. But no, they track them football scores too. And somethin’ called a table. For the CONMEBOL Sudamericana, whatever that is. Must be important, they put it all in capital letters like that. Just a bunch of letters if you ask me. They sure do love their abbreviations these days.
And get this, there’s even more! Turboscores, it’s like they put a motor on the scores or somethin’. They got all the Copa Sudamericana fixtures and resultados and somethin’ called predictions. Like they’re lookin’ into a crystal ball or somethin’, tryin’ to guess who’s gonna win. I don’t know about all that, sounds like a load of hooey to me.
And then, there is somethin’ called beIN SPORTS. Don’t ask me what that means. I reckon it’s some fancy channel. Got that Spanish one too, beIN SPORTS en Espanol. My neighbor, Mrs. Rodriguez, she watches that one. Says she understands it better. Well, good for her, I say. Me? I’ll stick to my soaps, thank you very much.
I heard someone talkin’ ’bout 365scores too. They say it’s got all the info on them teams and players. Who’s playin’, who’s not, who’s got the sniffles. They know everythin’ about them boys kickin’ that ball, it seems. These websites know more than I know about my own chickens, I swear.
You can find all sorts of things on them websites. I hear you can see who kicked the ball in the net, who got a card, like they’re playin’ some kind of card game out there. Yellow cards, red cards, land sakes, it’s all beyond me. I just like to see ’em run around and have a good time.
So, if you’re itchin’ to know about this Copa Sudamericana, just go on and look it up. Plenty of places to find them resultados. Me? I’ll just be here, sippin’ my tea, and watchin’ the world go by. All that runnin’ around, it’s too much for these old bones. But you young’uns, you go on and enjoy it. Just don’t get too carried away with all that yellin’ and hollerin’. Your grandma needs her peace and quiet, you hear?
I reckon there is a lot of teams in this Copa Sudamericana. I don’t know them all, that’s for sure. Too many to keep track of. But I hear it is a big deal. A real big deal. Lot of folks watchin’. Must be excitin’ for them that like that sort of thing. I am just gonna sit here and watch them from afar. Maybe I will catch a glimpse of a game or two. Just to see what all the fuss is about.
