Well, let me tell you, this here WWE free agent thing, it’s got everyone talking. You know, like when Mildred’s prize-winning pig got loose at the county fair. Big ol’ mess, I tell ya!
Wrestlers Jumping Ship!
These wrestlers, they’re like chickens flying the coop. One day they’re here, next day they’re gone. This one fella, he used to be with WWE, now he’s gone somewhere else. All these WWE free agent are making my head spin!
- That CM Punk fella, he came back to WWE.
- Will Ospreay, he went to that other place, AEW.
- And then there’s all them other ones, I can’t keep ’em all straight!
They say some of these fellas, their time is up, you know, like when you forget to water your tomatoes and they just wither up. They call it a “contract” ending. Sounds fancy, don’t it? But I reckon it just means you gotta find a new place to work. And these WWE free agent have to find new jobs.
Big Shows Coming Up!
They got these big shows, you see. Like the Royal Rumble, that’s a big one. And WrestleMania, that’s like the granddaddy of ’em all. I heard they make a lot of money, like that time Junior won the lottery. I remember it is Royal Rumble, Elimination Chamber, WrestleMania 41 and SummerSlam. They are big shows in 2025!
They even make movies, these WWE folks. I saw one with that Halle Berry lady. She’s a pretty one, ain’t she? They made a whole heap of money on that one, more than ten million, I heard! This is the most successful one of WWE Studios.
Who’s Going Where?
Now, this WWE free agent business, it’s like a game of musical chairs. You never know who’s gonna end up where. There’s this Giulia gal, some folks think she might go to WWE. And then there’s these Motor City Machine Guns fellas. Sounds like a couple of troublemakers to me!
Some of these fellas are young bucks, just starting out. They call them “upcoming stars”. Others, they’ve been around the block a few times. They are more experienced. And let me tell you, experience, that’s worth more than a bucket of gold. Just ask old man Hemlock, he’s seen a thing or two in his day.
And now that some of these contracts are up, some people will be free like birds. They say December 21st is the big day. These WWE free agent, they will be available. Just like a bunch of ripe apples just waiting to be picked. I hear Mustafa Ali, Dolph Ziggler, and Elias are among them. Many people who used to work for WWE will be free agents.
Everyone’s a Critic
Everyone’s got an opinion on who’s the best, who should go where. It’s like when they have that pie contest down at the church social. Everyone thinks their pie is the best. But only one can win.
They all want to compile a list. A list of WWE free agent. There are WWE, AEW, WCW, TNA/IMPACT, ROH, Lucha Underground. So many names! I don’t even know how they keep track of them all.
These wrestlers are like seeds, you gotta plant them in the right soil if you want them to grow. Some will flourish, some will wither. That’s just the way of things, I reckon.
So, this WWE free agent thing, it’s a big deal. Lots of folks are watching. I will see what happens. Just like watching a pot of water, waiting for it to boil. You gotta be patient, but eventually, something’s gonna happen.
